Of course someone promptly asked what the third pest was.
"Australian rugby players," he replied.
Kiwis and Aussies delight in such good-natured put-downs of each other and each other's country, but they truly like each another - and each other's country. There is so much to like about each of them.
Anyone who hasn't visited either Australia or New Zealand is missing out on two of the world's best destinations. A great way to experience some of the finest each country offers is to take a roughly three-week tour that takes in the highlights of both. The best one we've seen when it comes to quality and value and visiting all the right places is the one we recently took, Goway's "Waltzing Matilda" tour. In Auckland, New Zealand's largest city, home to nearly one-third of the country's population of 4 million, our city tour included an evening harbor sail, a visit to the top of Mount Eden for a panoramic view and shopping time in Parnell Village, a mile-long historic area and now-upscale little oasis known for its maze of stylish boutiques.
Rotorua, just a short and scenic ride further southeast, welcomes you with whiffs of sulfur, since this small city is one of the world's few sites of erupting geysers. Here we enjoyed two truly outstanding tourist shows. The Agrodome Sheep Show turns such Kiwi farming activities as the shearing and herding of sheep into showbiz that is fun and educational for all ages.
Tamaki Maori Village, an evening cultural show of song, dance and story-telling about life in pre-European New Zealand, includes a hangi, a delicious traditional Polynesian banquet of foods cooked over hot rocks in an earthen oven.
ABUNDANCE OF ASTONISHING BEAUTY
Breathtaking scenery is something New Zealand has throughout - and in remarkable abundance. No other country in the world offers so many feasts for the eyes so close to one another. But even more amazing, and what distinguishes it from so many other scenic places, is that not only does it have such an astonishing abundance of spectacularly beautiful sights, but it also has an acute shortage of unattractive ones.
ON TO AUSTRALIA
First stop in Australia was Cairns (population 98,000), far up north in the state of Queensland. Visitors come to Cairns for the R and R - the reef and the rain forests.
We spent a day not far offshore viewing the Great Barrier Reef, and the next day we traveled a scenic railway further up north, where we went into the rain forest on land, on water aboard an Army duck amphibious vehicle, and from above, riding a skyrail. We also visited a butterfly sanctuary; saw kangaroos and koalas and other wildlife indigenous to Australia; and took in an Aboriginal culture show, where we even had a chance to test our skill at throwing a boomerang.
The experience of watching the sun set against the giant monolith is near magical. Slowly the color changes, and then quite suddenly and very dramatically it intensifies and radiates. For a few minutes you would almost think the great rock was emitting a fire from within as the rays of the setting desert sun seem to spray it with a blazing orange-red glow.
Following a brief visit to Alice Springs, immortalized in books and films as the quintessential Outback town, we flew to Adelaide, one of the nicest, best-planned cities anywhere. It stands up against the base of the Mount Lofty Ranges, in a fertile area known for its wines, close to the Murray River valley and less than 10 miles inland from Australia's southern coast, which gives it a Mediterranean-like climate.
EASY TO UNDERSTAND WHY AMERICANS LOVE SYDNEY
Sydney is a great place to either begin or end a fine tour. In the reader-ratings surveys of a leading travel magazine, this is the city that for the past several years has pretty consistently beat out all others as the favorite of American travelers.
It's easy to understand why - just board a local ferry or a tour boat and feast your eyes on its magnificent harbor. Then ask yourself if you can think of another that compares.
And when you spend some time in New Zealand and Australia, especially if you do so on a first-rate tour such as the Goway one we took, it is very easy to see why so many people - us among them - rank these two countries as two of the very finest, not-to-be-missed destinations in the world.
IF YOU GO
For information on Goway's "Waltzing Matilda" tour and their other tours of Australia and New Zealand, and to order brochures, click on www.goway.com or call 800-387-8850.
Best time to go: Seasons are the reverse of ours Down Under, remember. But for this particular tour, which covers such a diverse climate area, for our tastes anytime of year is a good time to go.
Safety: Australia and New Zealand are generally considered to be two of the safest travel destinations in the world. Both Kiwis and Aussies are also considered to be two of the world's most hospitable and friendly people.
Entry documents: U.S. citizens do not need a visa for New Zealand but do need one for Australia. Goway handles that for you.
Fred and Karen Eckert are freelance travel writers.
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