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Juan Valdez, Eat Your Heart Out

by Carina Zaragoza     
Juan Valdez, Eat Your Heart Out
Juan Valdez, Eat Your Heart Out
Are you tired of waking up to the same old pot of coffee? Sick of the hustle and bustle of the city or the boredom of the country? Itching for your own piece of paradise? Have a couple of million to spare? Then pack your bags and catch the next plane to Hawaii. In no time, you will be the proud owner of a Hawaiian Estate/Kona Coffee Bean Plantation. Not only will you reside in a tropical paradise, but you'll be making money too. Now that is heaven on earth.

For only $3 million, this property is a steal. You'll be purchasing 16 acres of land with not one, not two, but three houses. The main residence is made from cedar and redwood, and comes complete with a gourmet kitchen equipped with a gas grill and a built-in barbecue. A sunken living room with a panoramic ocean view is the perfect setting for a dinner party. A single house in Los Angeles can go for five times as much as this estate, perhaps even more. And you'll be hard pressed to find a relaxing view through all the smog.

On this Hawaiian property, all you'll have to do is open your eyes to see paradise. And talk about paradise. This property is isolated enough to give you privacy and make you feel like you're on your own island, but close enough to civilization to enjoy all the luxuriousness a rich, powerful plantation owner deserves. You'll have your choice of over 10 golf courses, plus many resorts and shopping centers.

But that's not all. In addition to the three houses with a total of 15 bedrooms, you'll get a recreation center and gym. Feel like taking a dip? You can opt for the Pacific Ocean in your backyard, or the swimming pool, also in your backyard. A little stressed? Relax in your private Jacuzzi. Those love handles becoming a little too noticeable? Work it off on your own tennis court. With the help of a healthy diet, you'll be shedding those pounds in no time.

Juan Valdez, Eat Your Heart Out
You won't even have to try to eat healthy on this estate because you'll have your own veritable grove of fruit trees. You'll have your pick of lemons, limes, grapefruit, oranges, lychee, avocados, pineapple, guava, papaya, mango, bananas, and coconuts. You can even bring LawCrossing along (the thoroughbred you purchased a few weeks back) because the estate has its very own barn and stables.

And the pièce de résistance: 10,000 Kona coffee trees. Kona coffee can only be made in Kona, the region surrounding your estate. You'll be sure to have a high demand for your beans as this gourmet coffee is rare and highly sought after. Coffee is easy to maintain and will not cut into your leisure time. Once you create your own LawCrossing private blend, you'll have earned back your initial investment in no time.

So just sit back, relax, have a nice cup of coffee, and watch the money roll in.
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